No Sex Please - We're British (1973)
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Rated
NR
Year
1973
Country
GB
Language
English
Release date
25 July 1973
TMDB
5.2 (21)
CineVerse
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Ratings
0 fansNo ratings yet.
Ronnie Corbett
Brian Runnicles
Beryl Reid
Bertha Hunter
Arthur Lowe
Mr. Leslie Bromley
Ian Ogilvy
David Hunter
Susan Penhaligon
Penny Hunter
Michael Bates
Mr. Arnold Needham
Cheryl Hall
Daphne Martin
D
David Swift
Inspector Paul
Deryck Guyler
Park Keeper
Valerie Leon
Susan
Margaret Nolan
Barbara
Gerald Sim
Reverend John Mower
Michael Robbins
Car Driver
Frank Thornton
Glass Shop Manager
Michael Ripper
Traffic Warden
Lloyd Lamble
American Man
Mavis Villiers
American Lady
Sydney Bromley
Rag & Bone Man
John Bindon
Pete Hunter
Stephen Greif
Niko
Brian Wilde
Policeman
E
Eric Longworth
Man with Lighter
Edward Sinclair
Postman
Fred Griffiths
Delivery Man
Lucy Griffiths
Spinster Lady
J
John Scott Martin
White Line Workman
Robin Askwith
Baker's Delivery Man
B
Bart Allison
Council Workman
J
Joe Reah
Drum Major
J
Jack Arrow
Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
P
Pauline Chamberlain
Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited)
V
Victor Harrington
Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
W
Walter Henry
Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
F
Fred Machon
Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
P
Pam Rose
Bank Teller (uncredited)
Guy Standeven
Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited)
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