My Heart the Optometrist (2001)
Directed by Nelson Henricks1m
I am near-sighted. When I see a potentially beautiful boy at a distance, I perceive him as perfectly beautiful. Gradually, as he approaches, he begins to accumulate defects which detract from his overall beauty; sometimes to the point where he ceases to be attractive at all.
Year
2001
Country
CA
Language
English
Release date
1 January 2001
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