Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)

Directed by Kasper Meltedhair1h 49mFantasy,Science Fiction,Comedy,Horror

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

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NR

Year

2026

Country

US

Language

English

Release date

16 August 2026

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Lyndsie Jane Earle

Kasper Meltedhair

Kasper Meltedhair

Donald Farmer

Brewce Longo

Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite

Carrie Phillips

Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763

Dogfood Williams

Dogfood Williams

Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member

Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger

Michelle Wanhala

Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member

Nicholas DeGideo

Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member

Emily Kaldenbaugh

Quicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member

Gus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member

Morphbag Ronald / Dezzy Zarndale

Dead Cult Member

Donald Farmer The Mouse

Josh Christensen

Josh Christensen

DJ Giant Microwave

Vornit Tradentor

Dylan Mars Greenberg

Dylan Mars Greenberg

Michael DiFrancesco

Hoover Baspop / Voice of Garbite

Bernadette Cuvalo

Scary Fairy Vot

Doug Lussenhop

Voice of Garbite

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