The Odyssemen (2026)

Perhaps Heaven is no destination, but instead a direction.

Directed by Minh Ngô20mFantasy,Music,Comedy,Drama,Action,Adventure

After undergoing the split of Meiosis, meiosisters Orchis and Semes awaken as sperm in the ethereal land of Test, where the annual Testy Festy welcomes them to what seems like heaven. Things take a turn when Seed, a strange sperm donning a condom mask, claims that their paradise is a lie and calls for the start of the Great Jac, a taboo event prophesied to lead either to the Promised Unknown or to death. A sperm civil war breaks out as rebels and loyalists fight over whether their world is truly heaven or merely the prelude to something far greater...

Rated
NR
Year
2026
Country
US
Language
English
Release date
17 July 2026
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C
Clara McGough
Orchis
D
Daniel Adams
Semes/The Dictator (voice)
C
Chloe Vuong
Cumcision
M
Marcus Closson
Sackson
L
Lujane Yacoub
Seed
A
Alexander Ekker
Sir Loin
Jack Zatkowsky
Jack Zatkowsky
Spemcer
O
Owen Vann Hill
Zijj
B
Brody Abel-Bey
Cumrad 14
E
Evie Andrews
Cumrad 9
A
Abigail Bacigalupi
Cumrad 32
M
Matthew Brodsky
Cumrad 25
S
Sam Bruner
Cumrad 10
L
Lindsey Candelaria
Cumrad 2
A
AJ Ciaverella
Cumrad 27
A
Autumn Cooper
Cumrad 12
K
Kacie Craver
Cumrad 8
A
Anaya Davis
Cumrad 4
M
Marquis Drumright
Cumrad 22
L
Lyla Enter
Cumrad 23
M
Maximo Fins
Cumrad 1
W
Will Foote
Cumrad 13
K
Karina Garner
Cumrad 7
C
Christopher Gelormini
Cumrad 24
A
Anissa Heinrichs
Cumrad 5
N
Nicolette Jimenez
Cumrad 11
P
Preston Marion
Cumrad 26
N
Nia Moneyhun
Cumrad 6
R
Rhea Nantz
Cumrad 30
N
Noelani Nevel
Cumrad 21
N
Nguyen Hoang Nguyen
Cumrad 29
B
Benn Normanly
Cumrad19/Nerd Sperm
M
Max R. Pardon
Cumrad 28
O
Owen Ray
Cumrad 17
G
Gracie Rodgers
Cumrad 31
J
Julia Stedman
Cumrad 34
J
J.T. Taylor
Cumrad 15
T
Tu Tran
Cumrad 33
E
Eli Troop
Cumrad 3
L
Lily Unkelbach
Cumrad 18
J
John Upham
Cumrad 16
V
Vi Straka
Cumrad 20

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