Happy, Texas (1999)
Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Rated
14A
Year
1999
Country
US
Language
English
Release date
3 December 1999
TMDB
5.7 (129)
CineVerse
— (0)
Ratings
0 fansNo ratings yet.
Jeremy Northam
Harry Sawyer
Steve Zahn
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
William H. Macy
Sheriff Chappy Dent
Ally Walker
Josephine "Joe" McClintock
Illeana Douglas
Doreen Schaefer
M.C. Gainey
Bob Maslow
Ron Perlman
Marshal Nalhober
Mo Gaffney
Mrs. Bromley
Paul Dooley
The Judge
J
Jillian Berard
Madison
Scarlett Pomers
Jency
M
Melissa Arnold
Other Happy Girl
Cassie Silva
Other Happy Girl
T
Tiffany Takara
Other Happy Girl
Tim Bagley
David
Michael Hitchcock
Steven
E
Ed Stone
Alton
Rance Howard
Ely
D
Derek Montgomery
Bully Boy
K
Kiva Lawrence
Pageant Judge
C
Carley Fink
"Little Light Girl"
David Shackelford
Varnel
K
Kim Story
Guard
M
Mark Illsley
Guard on Horse with Shotgun (uncredited)
T
Tim Cowgill
Local Cowboy (uncredited)
Krista Lewis
Bank Teller (uncredited)
Keo Woolford
Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited)
G
Guy J. Graves
Tow Truck Driver (uncredited)
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