Up the Chastity Belt (1972)
Frankie Howerd is the Funniest Knight of the Year!
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
Rated
15
Year
1972
Country
GB
Language
English
Release date
14 January 1972
TMDB
4.1 (22)
CineVerse
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Ratings
0 fansNo ratings yet.
Frankie Howerd
Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
Graham Crowden
Sir Coward de Custard
Bill Fraser
Sir Braggart de Bombast
Roy Hudd
Nick the Pick
Hugh Paddick
Robin Hood
Anna Quayle
Lady Ashfodel
Fred Emney
Mortimer
Dave King
Landlord of The Blue Boar
Lance Percival
Our Man in the Holy Land
Nora Swinburne
Mistress of the Bed Chamber
G
Godfrey Winn
The Archbishop Of All England
Eartha Kitt
Scheherazade
David Battley
Yokel
Royce Mills
Knotweed
Veronica Clifford
Winifred
Frank Thornton
Master of Ceremonies
Iain Cuthbertson
Teutonic Knight
B
Billy Walker
Chopper
Derek Griffiths
Saladin
Rita Webb
Maid Marian
J
Judy Huxtable
Gretel
Aubrey Woods
Vegetable Stall Holder
A
Anne Aston
Lobelia
Long John Baldry
Little John
J
John Gorman
1st Man-at-Arms
John Barrett
1st Peasant
Barrie Gosney
Meat Stall Holder
Norman Beaton
Blacksmith
D
Don Hawkins
2nd Man-at-Arms
N
Nicholas Bennett
2nd Peasant
Sam Kydd
1st Locksmith
Jonathan Elsom
1st Horseman
M
Mischa De La Motte
Major Domo
T
Toby Lenon
Squill
B
Bernard Sharpe
Will Scarlett
A
Alec Pleon
Man in Stocks
Peter Straker
Arab
David Prowse
Sir Grumbel
Christopher Timothy
Vendor
A
Alan Rebbeck
Friar Tuck
Ian Trigger
Lucky Charm Seller
Christopher Sandford
Mutch
Johnny Vyvyan
Chestnut Man
I
Ian White
Lieutenant
K
Ken Wynne
First Man
D
David Kernan
Troubadour
L
Lally Bowers
The Voice (voice)
Jimmy Gardner
Little Man
Parnell McGarry
Battleaxe Wife
P
Patricia Quinn
Wife
N
Nora Wipp
Belly Dancer
N
Nino Laski
Belly Dancer
S
Sammie Winmill
Waitress
Seretta Wilson
Serving Wench
Fred Griffiths
Father
W
Winnie Holman
Woman
M
Martin Woodhams
Child
R
Robert Tayman
2nd Horseman
B
Bill Burns
Man-at-Arms (uncredited)
E
Ernest Fennemore
Friar (uncredited)
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