Brain Smasher... A Love Story (1993)

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Cast (25)CrewGenresDetailsReleasesMediaAwards

Andrew Dice Clay

Ed Molloy

Teri Hatcher

Samantha Crain

Yuji Okumoto

Wu

Deborah Van Valkenburgh

Cammy Crain

Brion James

Brown

Tim Thomerson

Black

Charles Rocket

Jones

Nicholas Guest

Smith

D

Dorothy Dells

Miss Bellows

Wrick Jones

Lead Officer

G

Galen Schrick

Jim Romeo

S

Steve Tancora

Bob Brisco

Peter Kwong

Red Monk

D

Danny Perkin

Guy in Line 2

R

Ross Huffman-Kerr

Night Manager

R

Russ Fast

Ted

B

Billie Worley

Punk

Dee Booher

Bertha

Liz Sheridan

Ma Molloy

Lin Shaye

Make up Artist

S

Sonia Satra

Model 1

Ralph Monaco

Molloy Dad

A

Anahit Minasyan

Model 2

Nichole McAuley

Veronica (uncredited)

D

Don Barris

Man in line with date

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