Diamond Zero (2005)

A daft doctor concocts an offbeat scheme to make millions after he happens upon a method of turning cremated human remains into diamonds. But when the sawbones hires a pair of hapless thieves to collect the raw material, a string of calamities ensues in their insane efforts to pilfer the ashes of prominent and historic figures. Tippi Hedren, Bronson Pinchot, Richard Moll and Joan Van Ark head the cast in this inky morality yarn.

Cast (14)CrewGenresDetailsReleasesMediaAwards

Bronson Pinchot

Bergerac De La Houssey

Tippi Hedren

Eleanor Kelly

Darin Heames

Lulu

Leo Rossi

Augustine Garza

T

Timothy McNeil

Dr. Simon Lockbuster

Richard Moll

Detective Jackson

Joan Van Ark

The Hemingway Diamond

Joseph Ruskin

Quentin Leeds

John Churchill

Detective Grubbs

Tuesday Knight

Lil

Van Epperson

Arnie Crump

D

David Ripley

Mark

Khadijah Karriem

Pamela Riggs

A

Alan Charof

Jean

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