The Size of Watermelons (1997)

Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut.

Slacker art student Alex is suddenly inspired to make a documentary about his friend Gnome's campaign to "free Hawaii." While putting together a motley film crew and unexpectedly stumbling across the girl of his dreams, Maggie, he discovers that Gnome, along with the film's funding are nowhere to be found.

Cast (33)CrewGenresDetailsReleasesMediaAwards

Paul Rudd

Alex

Donal Logue

Gnome

Ione Skye

Maggie

Donovan Leitch

Patrick

Marissa Ribisi

Lizzie

John Enos III

Leonard

David Lee Russek

Eddie

Adam West

Self

Tracey Walter

The Vagrant

M

Matt Koruba

Young Alex

Leila Johnson

Kim

Zack Ward

Skinhead

Richard Gilbert-Hill

Drama Teacher

B

Bernie Engel

Professor

E

Ed Anders

Bouncer

I

Io Perry

Bar Waitress

L

Loesha Zeaviar

Rachel

J

Jamie James

Jock

Françoise Robertson

Cafe Waitress

C

Christopher Reed

Dealer

J

Jeff Rothpan

Hotel Clerk

S

Stephen Webb

James

Allan Kolman

Vladimir

J

Jason Mason

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

J

Jeff Cairns

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

C

Curtis Lindersmith

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

J

Joe Majestik

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

B

Brandon Wells

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

G

Grant Vanderslice

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

J

Jason NeSmith

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

N

Nigel Mogg

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

M

Michael Anthony Williams

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

J

Jesse Dorsey

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

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