Hardbodies (1984)
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Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.
Rated
R
Year
1984
Country
US
Language
English
Release date
4 May 1984
TMDB
4.8 (74)
CineVerse
— (0)
Ratings
0 fansNo ratings yet.
Grant Cramer
Scotty
Teal Roberts
Kristi
G
Gary Wood
Hunter
M
Michael Rapport
Rounder
S
Sorrells Pickard
Ashby
Roberta Collins
Lana
C
Cindy Silver
Kimberly
Courtney Gains
Rag
Kristi Somers
Michelle
C
Crystal Shaw
Candy
Darcy DeMoss
Dede
Antony Ponzini
Rocco
M
Marvin Katzoff
Dorky Geek
Kip Waldo
Head Geek
Michael Miller
Landlord
C
Chuck Hart
Young Geek
Kane Hodder
Older Geek
K
Kit Garfield
Hardbody in Car
E
Erika Dockery
Hardbody in Car
K
Karen Kelly
Hardbody on Bike
K
Karen LaVoie
Jogging Hardbody
Kathleen Kinmont
Pretty Skater
S
Steve Workman
Hair Stylist
J
Jackie Easton
Girl in Dressing Room
J
Janet Gardner
Vixen - Lead Vocals
J
Jan Kuehnemund
Vixen - Lead Guitar
P
Pia Miacco
Vixen - Bass
L
Laurie Hedlund
Vixen - Drums
T
Tamara Ivanov
Vixen - Rhythm Guitar
J
Juli Lawrence
Nicki
J
Julie Always
Photo Session Hardbody
Leslee Bremmer
Photo Session Hardbody
T
Tina Riccio
Photo Session Hardbody
K
Karen Lybrand
Photo Session Hardbody
D
Deborah Scardilli
Rocco's Girl
L
Louise Baker
Rocco's Girl
D
Dana Gonzalez
Rocco's Girl
L
Laurie Bath
Rocco's Girl
L
Lorena Hartley
Rocco's Girl
D
Dee Anderson
Bodybuilder
S
Scott Kaufman
Krak (Group in Club)
J
John Steele
Krak (Group in Club)
D
David Spector
Krak (Group in Club)
Marcia Karr
Hardbody on Stairs
M
Mark Wilson
Partygoer
S
Steve Gold
Farnsey
Joyce Jameson
Rounder's Mom
O
Oliver Theess
Surfer (uncredited)
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