Cruise of the Gods (2002)
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Rated
15
Year
2002
Country
GB
Language
English
Release date
23 December 2002
TMDB
5.1 (12)
CineVerse
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Ratings
0 fansNo ratings yet.
Rob Brydon
Andy Van Allen
Steve Coogan
Nick Lee
David Walliams
Jeff Monks
James Corden
Russell
Philip Jackson
Hugh Bispham
Niall Buggy
Graham Ball
Helen Coker
Jenny
Rachel Shelley
Yasmina
Jack Jones
Himself
Brian Conley
Himself
Robin Weaver
Vivienne
Daniel Cerqueira
Daniel
M
Matt Whitelock
Neil
J
Julian Field
Billy's Time Bike Fan
A
Arturo Venegas
Captain Koulouris
Di Botcher
Mrs Hatcher
Gray O'Brien
'Casualty' Doctor
L
Lisa McNaught
Gemma Clay
Gavan O'Herlihy
Mickey
S
Shelley Blond
PA Romy
T
Tom Alexopoulos
Jim Schneider
Paul Mark Elliott
Castor Voice Over
Jake Broder
Lloyd
Russell Brand
Woolly Hat Fan
Vasilis Panayi
Photographer
C
Cole Borris
One-eyed Child
D
Dallas Messias
Jack Jones Fan
A
Andrew McHale
Pool 'Castormind' Fan
U
Ugo Mazin
'Watson'
I
Ian Robertson
'Ponytailed Scumbag'
L
Lisa Wood
Child of Castor
J
John Buss
Child of Castor
T
Tino Clarke
Child of Castor
L
Lucy Pickard
Child of Castor
S
Stewart White
Child of Castor
S
Stephanie Barrows
Children of Castor Fan
P
Phillip Cattermole
Children of Castor Fan
B
Bernard Coogan
Children of Castor Fan
K
Karen Dunne
Children of Castor Fan
G
Gillian Glanvil
Children of Castor Fan
M
Michelle Greaves
Children of Castor Fan
M
Marie Hogle
Children of Castor Fan
D
Dean Martin
Children of Castor Fan
M
Maxine Robertson
Children of Castor Fan
J
Janet Silmon
Children of Castor Fan (as Janet Silman)
F
Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss
Children of Castor Fan
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