What a Mess! (1995)

A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.

Cast (76)CrewGenresDetailsReleasesMediaAwards

Valeriy Garkalin

Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow

Vera Alentova

Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow

Inna Churikova

Praskov'ya Krolikova

Armen Dzhigarkhanyan

Kozyulski

Igor Ugolnikov

Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich

Sergey Batalov

Lieutenant

Rolan Bykov

Brilliant's buyer

Leonid Kuravlyov

USA ambassador

Lyubov Polishchuk

Jennifer, Ambassador's wife

Oleg Efremov

Nikolay Grigoryevich

Oleg Tabakov

Sukhodrishchev

A

Aleksandr Voroshilo

Kozma

Nonna Mordyukova

registry office employee

Sergei Artsybashev

Registry Office Worker

Yevgeni Vesnik

Doctor

Evgeniy Gerchakov

Director of the Orchestra

Arkadiy Koval

TV Announcer

Yevgeni Aleksandrov

Reporter

Irina Apeksimova

Step performer

Valery Nikolaev

Step performer

Valery Afanasyev

Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov

Sergey Gabrielyan

Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov

Tatyana Kravchenko

Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum

Yuriy Chernov

Suitcase carrier

Vladimir Gusev

General

Gennadiy Matveev

General

Boris Smorchkov

General

Yuriy Kuzmenkov

man with a goat

Lev Borisov

Mafiosi

Viktor Gajnov

Mafiosi

Ivan Martynov

Mafiosi

S

Sergey Ruban

Mafiosi

Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy

Ambassador's bodyguard

Mikhail Kokshenov

Ambassador's bodyguard

Inna Kara-Mosko

Carol's friend

Nina Alisova

Meloman

Vsevolod Sanayev

Meloman

Anatoliy Kuznetsov

Father

Vladimir Menshov

Russian President

Aleksei Buldakov

Marina Golub

Aleksey Yakubov

Elena Bushueva

A

Aleksandr Nikitchenko

O

O. Puchkova

Aleksandr Ryzhkov

Pyotr Merkuryev

Lyudmila Velikaya

O

Olga Streltsova

V

Viktor Eltsov

T

T. Chudotvortseva

I

Ira Davydova

N

Natasha Davydova

Lyudmila Larionova

V

Vyacheslav Solovyov

E

Ekaterina Krol

Anatoly Kalmykov

Maxim Glotov

(uncredited)

P

Pavel Remnyov

(uncredited)

T

Timur Kogan

(uncredited)

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