Crooked Lines (2003)

Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.

Cast (29)CrewGenresDetailsReleasesMediaAwards

Adam Trese

Johnny

Jim Breuer

Chris

Burt Young

Mike

Tony Darrow

Jimmy

John Costelloe

Manny

Alison Bartlett

Andrea

Colin Quinn

Customer

David Johansen

Charlie

Mario Cantone

Cliff

Joseph D'Onofrio

Sal

Anthony Mangano

Joe

Anne Meara

Hard Boiled

J

John F. O'Donohue

Detective Anderson

Frank Santorelli

Detective Harris

Harry O'Reilly

One Glove

Jeff Kahn

Billy

John Scurti

Pizza Boy

John Canada Terrell

Supervisor

Amy Stiller

Director

W

William Hayes

Tommy Bags

R

Ron Ryan

Mr. DiPollo

E.J. Carroll

Ray

L

Laura Cahill

Nun #1

Margaret Devine

Nun #2

Ray Garvey

Officer Cleary

Jimmy Burke

Officer Quinn

P

Peter Columbia

Road Test Manager

J

Joseph Mangano

Larry

J

Joe James

Truck Loader

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